myladymother:

I hate when you say “I hate that song” and someone goes “well you have to admit it’s catchy”

the fucking plague is catchy that doesn’t mean it’s good

if you scream bloody mary in your mirror at 3am

your mum’s going to wake up and tell you to shut the fuck up

(Source: laughcentre)

The ghetto mofo you become when you’re mad

laugh-addict:

via laugh-addict

(Source: katopiate)